- Stay Inside: It's really none of your business anyway, and if you do happen to see something you become a witness. This is no bueno
- Go Outside and Investigate: It's none of your business but you're the kind of person that likes to see what's going on and pretend to be interested in other peoples' general welfare.
- Stay Inside but Call 911: You realize that it's none of your business, but you generally care about the person(s) who may have been hurt.
Thanks to Troy Martin at CSULA for the topic starter!